How to learn japanese by yourself?

well,then good luck not going to japan little buddy,you can't just teach yourself Japanese through thin air, i know you are not that intelligent,especially if you are not willing to pay for a translator,or purchase any Japanese language guides,i would say use resources off of the internet,but that would take you many years,to self teach off internet sources and become somewhat fluent,so i would say,purchase this program entitled "Rosetta stone,for learning Japanese by yourself,if that doesn't work,then you are just a stubborn fool.happy journey,though.